Hahaha the cover. I can't even. OK. Buy this on your Kindle. Do not go out in public carrying this shit. It looks like porn. It is not, but it looks like it is. If you don't have a kindle, use a paper bag to make a book cover like they taught you in elementary school. Or greek it out with some electrical tape.The plot is...it feels the way I wanted the Underworld movies to feel. It's the usual thing where they have to kill each other but they fall in love instead--but not in the Buffy / Anna Dressed in Blood way. More grown-up and less well-written.Look, it's a dumb romance novel, but it's fun, the characters have pretty good voices, and the dialogue entertains. There is minimal use of the words "mercurial" and "inexorably." What more do you want? I mean, besides a decent cover, obviously.